The two most powerful men on the planet square off on the set of Between Two Ferns.
I love it when people compliment my hair like thank you I grew it myself
back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found
okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms.
Submitted by: summertime-mem0ries
fuck the diet
aaaand fuck you
I think this is my favorite meme on the internet at the moment.
I love this dog’s face more than I should.
This is perfect
L i f e .
I keep seeing her everywhere. Flawless beauty.
Thank you!!!! 😘❤️❤️❤️